Midwest Folks : If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may be from the Midwest. ... ... If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may be from the Midwest. If you measure .........distance... ...in hours, you may be from the Midwest. If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may be from the Midwest. If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may be from the Midwest. If you know …